UNCLE!

I give!

In the last week:

• Titus went litterbox surfing (and we all know from experience that his consumption of mass amounts of S*wheat Scoop always ends in disastrous diarrhea)
• Tazo has come down with whatever 'tocks trouble EG had last week
• EG has also developed conjunctivitis

Titus, thankfully, only had 'tocks issues for a day - and I knew exactly why he had his little problem, so he required nothing more than being let outside every two hours or so. All.night.long. Tazo and EG went to see Dr P on Tuesday. I know I saw a look of pity flash across her face when she walked into the room and saw me back there with *two* kids. So, as it turns out, she's not sure what the heck is going on with their 'tocks. If EG gets it back from Tazo, then we get to do more extensive poo testing. Yum! Tazo gets flagyl twice a day and EG gets eye drops twice a day. And I need a strong drink at *least* twice a day. And as an aside, the flagyl is supposed to be chicken flavored. Um, not so much. Because when I involuntarily tasted it, it tasted like poo. Just saying.

In other news, this intrigues me:

I have a feeling that we may become acquainted this weekend.

And this is my new BFF:


Pretty tasty. A little heavier than I like, but tasty nonetheless.

In a perfect world, my weekend plans would include lots of sleep and lots of beer. A girl can dream...